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09/08/2025 6:51 am
How Adam Got Eve
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely....
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
And that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
And when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.’
Adam asked God, 'And what will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?’
Of course the rest is history!
09/08/2025 6:59 am
That no good rat! I hate you Adam!
09/08/2025 8:15 am
@perrone1 +1 Tony; the man is adam traitor...but then where would our TV sports be if he had given up two limbs? Which no doubt means beer and junk food AND recliner chairs might never have been even thought of! On second thought the man is adam hero!
09/08/2025 8:57 am
This is timely. They very recently found one of the most well-preserved human bodies EVER! They have said that they have strong evidence that it is the very FIRST human on Earth - Adam! Have you heard? How do they know it is he???
09/08/2025 9:45 am
@perrone1 Sounds like Fake Archeology to me...who are THEY exactly anyways? Probably something created by the CCP strategists to make the world think Adam wasn't from North America....how gullible do they think we are?! They need to show themselves and prove their credibility; make their bones with the scientific community. I would never exhume they are being honest....I'm not diggin' this report at all.
09/08/2025 10:29 am
@jack-dodds Their 'find' was Adam. The first human being on the planet. How did they know? He had NO belly button!
He would have been the only human not to have one!
(Just a fake fun story, but worth the theoretic thought!)
09/08/2025 11:07 am
@perrone1 This whole concept is confusing. At risk of overthinking all of this stuff....what about the whole Darwin theory? Monkeys have belly buttons...so that sort of proves the ....um....I think I need a can of Duff's.
This post was modified 9 months ago by Jack Dodds
09/08/2025 11:29 am
Got to wonder what 2 ribs would have gotten us?
John Bono
North Jersey
09/08/2025 12:11 pm
09/08/2025 3:58 pm
09/08/2025 9:19 pm
I would have bought this X2....
I'll bet he's having more than just a Tylenol moment 🤣
10/08/2025 1:09 am
ALL THIS MAKES A PERSON WONDER WHY IN HELL WOULD ANYONE WANT TO PRACTICE POLYGAMY.........DEATH WISH MAYBE??
10/08/2025 3:39 am
Jack, that is not what I was thinking...that must be a nightmare. I was hoping that 2 ribs would get us more items from the "Arm and a leg" list.ALL THIS MAKES A PERSON WONDER WHY IN HELL WOULD ANYONE WANT TO PRACTICE POLYGAMY.........DEATH WISH MAYBE??
John Bono
North Jersey
10/08/2025 9:46 am
