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07/07/2021 1:11 pm
Via an email I received a message from a South African lawyer that a very wealthy South African family with the same Family-name as me had died and they will leave me 13 million USD.....
I should respond to his email.....
What should I do ?
If this is true I will buy you all the modelcars you ever wanted.....
07/07/2021 2:00 pm
Joop, give them your bank account login info so they can direct deposit the funds into your account. That way, you'll get the money faster and be able to buy us all the model cars we ever wanted right away! And, thanks for your generosity! 
Barry Levittan
Long Island, NY
07/07/2021 3:00 pm
I agree with Moe Parr…except that you should also give us all (here) your bank account login info, that way we can get all the modelcars ourselves, thereby relieving you of all that pressure…you can trust us, yes?
Zeeky Banutski
The People’s Republic of Maryland
07/07/2021 5:01 pm
If that offer had come from Nigeria I might advise caution. But South Africa? Hey, must be OK.
Once the money is safely in your account, I'll have the forthcoming Goldvarg '67 Buick Riviera, if that's OK with you.
Congratulations in advance for your outstandingly generous offer (not to mention your remarkable naivety.)
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas and John Kuvakas reacted
08/07/2021 12:58 am
I would suggest that you respond by telling him that an incredible coincidence has just occurred in that a family in your city bearing his surname has also just died and left him 13 million. All he needs to do to claim it is to confirm his surname is Parasite.