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Signs from around the world

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo:

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Hotel, Acapulco:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:

Cooles and heates: if you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.

Car rental brochure, Tokyo:

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Dry cleaner's, Bangkok:

Drop your trousers here for the best results.

In a Nairobi restaurant:

Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

On the grounds of a private school:

No trespassing without permission.

On an Athi river highway:

Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

On a poster Cancun

Are you an adult that cannot read? if so, we can help.

In a city restaurant:

Open seven days a week and weekends.

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

Do not activate with wet hands.

In a Pumwani maternity ward:

No children allowed.

In a cemetery:

Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Tokyo bar:

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.