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David Green
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These glorious insults are from an era " before" the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words

A member of British Parliament to Prime Minister Disraeli:  "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
  
  
"He had delusions of adequacy ."
Walter Kerr
  
  
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
  
  
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
  
  
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
  
  
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas
  
  
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
  
  
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde
  
  
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one. "
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response
  
  
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
  
  
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright
  
  
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb
  

 



   
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...You'd know what a drag it is to see you.”  Bob Dylan


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