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03/06/2024 8:47 am
Lol...yes! It also serves as a test to ensure that upon doing so a person has the dexterity and balance to hop about on one foot while cursing.
03/06/2024 9:30 am
LOL!
I might submit that the furniture is NOT in place - hence why I kick it into a new, and better direction with the other, non-affected foot.
03/06/2024 11:42 am
(but sadly and painfully, this is all true !)
03/06/2024 4:27 pm
LOL!
I might submit that the furniture is NOT in place - hence why I kick it into a new, and better direction with the other, non-affected foot.
This is good in theory Tony but how do you explain the ottoman in pieces on the front lawn and the hole through the living room window to "she who must be obeyed"?
04/06/2024 5:09 am
LOL!
I might submit that the furniture is NOT in place - hence why I kick it into a new, and better direction with the other, non-affected foot.
This is good in theory Tony but how do you explain the ottoman in pieces on the front lawn and the hole through the living room window to "she who must be obeyed"?
I told 'she' it was aliens. I now sleep in the garage. Ya think 'she' didn't buy it???? 
04/06/2024 11:54 am
@perrone1 Inter galactical blame seems to lack credibility with women for some reason....weird! On a positive note, you may be banished to the garage but at least you can sleep in luxury in the Cadillac SUV!
Tony Perrone reacted
04/06/2024 12:48 pm
@perrone1 Inter galactical blame seems to lack credibility with women for some reason....weird! On a positive note, you may be banished to the garage but at least you can sleep in luxury in the Cadillac SUV!
Nice thought. And thank you for that, but it's the basement garage. I get to sleep on the John Deere!! 
04/06/2024 2:01 pm
@perrone1 Inter galactical blame seems to lack credibility with women for some reason....weird! On a positive note, you may be banished to the garage but at least you can sleep in luxury in the Cadillac SUV!
Nice thought. And thank you for that, but it's the basement garage. I get to sleep on the John Deere!!
Whoa...that's nasty. Time for a strategic trade-in........for sleep comfort sake. A sure win for you Tony........pretty sure.....in a way.
Tony Perrone reacted
04/06/2024 2:42 pm
@jack-dodds Oh yeh; I should be fine.
Surely she can't stay mad too long! (And I apologize for calling you Shirley!)
04/06/2024 5:40 pm
@perrone1 LOL !! Good luck......lotta planning required. Make sure you have your martini fixin's on hand to get you through this nightmare. And I'm sorry for calling you Lotta.
Tony Perrone reacted
04/06/2024 9:26 pm
LOL!
I might submit that the furniture is NOT in place - hence why I kick it into a new, and better direction with the other, non-affected foot.
This is good in theory Tony but how do you explain the ottoman in pieces on the front lawn and the hole through the living room window to "she who must be obeyed"?
I told 'she' it was aliens. I now sleep in the garage. Ya think 'she' didn't buy it????
And I always thought it was "Beam me up Scotty" not "Beam me up Tony". Please forgive my faux pas.
David Green and Tony Perrone reacted
05/06/2024 5:33 am
@perrone1 LOL !! Good luck......lotta planning required. Make sure you have your martini fixin's on hand to get you through this nightmare. And I'm sorry for calling you Lotta.
No dummy, this one. I have long kept the refrig, down there, stocked with olives and vermouth and a secret stash of Bombay Sapphire. Glasses in the freezer. As long as I keep the TV low, the laughter lower, 'she' is oblivious!
Steve Jacobs reacted
05/06/2024 5:34 am
And I always thought it was "Beam me up Scotty" not "Beam me up Tony". Please forgive my faux pas.
It's common misconception Steve. Your fox may pass in peace.
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