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19/04/2026 8:41 pm
LEXOPHILIA II.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last!
19/04/2026 11:28 pm
Excellent! Love the last one. Thanks David
20/04/2026 5:33 am
Love them all but the last one is extra special. Good going David!
John Bono
North Jersey
20/04/2026 6:15 am
All funny and, yes, the last one is TOO true. But my fave was: All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
20/04/2026 7:03 am
I love this stuff.😂🤣😁
20/04/2026 10:26 am
A nice way to start the morning with a giggle. Thanks, David. I really appreciate your content.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
20/04/2026 8:16 pm
I can only reiterate what Mr. Burns said. 😉