Little Jim:

Little Jim:

Little Jim and Lynn are only 10 years old,

But they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married,

So Jim goes to Lynn's father to ask him for her hand.

Jim bravely walks up to him and says,

"Mr. Smith, me and Lynn are in love

And I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,

Mr. Smith replies,

"Well Jim, you are only 10..

Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it,

Jim replies,

"In Lynn's room.

It's bigger than mine

And we can both fit in there nicely."

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,

"Okay, then how will you live?

You're not old enough to get a job.

You'll need to support Lynn."

Again, Jim instantly replies, "Our allowance,

Lynn makes five bucks a week

And I make 10 bucks a week.

That's about 60 bucks a month,

So that should do us just fine."

Mr.. Smith is impressed

Jim has put so much thought into this.

"Well Jim,

It seems like you have everything figured out.

I just have one more question.

What will you do if the two of you should have

Little children

Of your own?"

Jim just shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.