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David Green
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1. ARBITRAITOR
 
A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

 
2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

 
3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through.

 
4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do.

 
5. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

 
6. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

 
7. HEROES

What a man in a rowboat does.

 
8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower.

 
9. PARADOX
Two physicians.

 
10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm.

 
11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring.

 
12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife.

 
13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does.

 
14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official.



   
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Chav
 Chav
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Starry Eyes I will tell my wife tonight that we are a PARADOX family … will see her reaction. Will RUBBERNECK if she is upset.



   
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Frank Kocour
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Good stuff.



   
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Excellent!



   
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