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john barry
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if these ankle biters were truly "CANNIBAL FISH",as Johnny proclaims,wouldn`t there be just a SINGLE fish remaining?



   
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I don't know much about cannibal fish dining JayBee but I suspect that, like piranha, their dining etiquette of excluding consumption of their own kind is inherent in their species; otherwise extinction would be inevitable.  All that stuff aside... I'm far more interested in watching Tarzan cop a feel while riding the vine.  I like his style....so smooth.



   
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Was it home schooling that was to blame for Tarzan's vacuity or was it that Cheetah was underqualified for the job in the first place given the obvious language barrier?  More importantly does it really matter?  The guy can pound his chest, yell, swing on vines and fondle chicks...what else could he need?



   
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I don't know much about cannibal fish dining JayBee but I suspect that, like piranha, their dining etiquette of excluding consumption of their own kind is inherent in their species; otherwise extinction would be inevitable.  All that stuff aside... I'm far more interested in watching Tarzan cop a feel while riding the vine.  I like his style....so smooth.

......good call on the Jane/Tarzan webbed crimefighter "riding the vine" technique..... based on feedback statistics compiled in the "booth",our church put out special warning bulletins on this in the 50`s.......................whenever Maureen O`Hara released a new film after that she came in with notches already carved in her gripstock

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......as for cannibalistic,perhaps you might consider carnivore-ish......if Tarzan had,we wouldn`t be engaged in this debate today



   
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@john-barry You may be right JayBee.....but what of the poor Nazi soldiers.....does no one care about their fate?  Jungle hats left floating on the surface while  flesh is stripped from their bones.  Oh the humanity!



   
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@john-barry You may be right JayBee.....but what of the poor Nazi soldiers.....does no one care about their fate?  Jungle hats left floating on the surface while  flesh is stripped from their bones.  Oh the humanity!

Y` never know Eh?.................maybe this is the long sought after origin story of the notorious hatspiders.....despite the horrible heat and humidity there on the jungle river,not one o` them boys broke starch....gotta give `em credit Jack



   
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@john-barry You may be right JayBee.....but what of the poor Nazi soldiers.....does no one care about their fate?  Jungle hats left floating on the surface while  flesh is stripped from their bones.  Oh the humanity!

Y` never know Eh?.................maybe this is the long sought after story of the origins of hatspiders.....despite the horrible heat and humidity there on the jungle river,not one o` them boys broke starch....gotta give `em credit Jack

Gunther, Manfred and Rolf weren't too up on their jungle pond fish knowledge that's tragically evident but man those boys could press pants.  The hat spider theory bears some mulling over I reckon......



   
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@john-barry You may be right JayBee.....but what of the poor Nazi soldiers.....does no one care about their fate?  Jungle hats left floating on the surface while  flesh is stripped from their bones.  Oh the humanity!

Y` never know Eh?.................maybe this is the long sought after story of the origins of hatspiders.....despite the horrible heat and humidity there on the jungle river,not one o` them boys broke starch....gotta give `em credit Jack

Gunther, Manfred and Rolf weren't too up on their jungle pond fish knowledge that's tragically evident but man those boys could press pants.  The hat spider theory bears some mulling over I reckon......

Der Paanzen Pressere squad 15........all that formality,lost to a nation of beltless nomads

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@john-barry Yes it's a shame they paid the ultimate price; the three of them could have opened a German laundry called "Starken Sie Ihren Hosenservice" and would be filthy rich by now.  Ach...the tragedy of war........



   
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