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Why did the Viking buy a boat? There was a sail.
Why did the Viking buy a secondhand boat? He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
A bossy man walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round.
Alcohol won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
Whoever invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Buying a belt that doesn’t fit is a huge waist.
Why did the computer need a rest after its road trip? He had a hard drive.
How do you cut an ocean in half? With a sea-saw.
I tried to phone the ladder company, but it just rung and rung.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawal symptoms.
I’m writing a theatre piece about puns. It’s a play on words.
Why does Daniel Craig have greying hair in his last Bond film? He has No Time to Dye.
What’s a forklift? Food, usually.
Dolphins have no sense of porpoise.
What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
