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New Country/Western song " Yesterday, I missed my ex, but today my aim is better".
You may have a new career coming. Not as a songwriter but as a felon. Lol.
Or the country song about a divorced man - "im so miserable without you, its almost like your here"
LOL.
Or 'my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him'
Lol. I like that one!
COUNTRY / WESTERN " Jesus loves me..but can't stand you " LOL
True story....a farmer I know hired a carpenter to build him a small barn.
During the project the carpenter wooed the guy's wife; they had an affair then she ran off with him. I asked my friend the farmer how he was holding up with the situation. He paused, looked at me grimly and said "Not too well; I really need that barn done." Then his trademark smirk...he always did have a great sense of humor! I think it is what got him through it all; he went on to prosper well in life.
"Jesus saves....but Gretzky scores on the rebound!"
LOL.