Notifications
Clear all
The Lounge
31
Posts
15
Users
91
Reactions
4,160
Views
Topic starter
10/03/2024 9:23 am
Now some important philosophical questions on life.
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...
We all need to smile every once in a while.
10/03/2024 9:45 am
😁
Frank Reed
Chesapeake, VA
10/03/2024 10:37 am
Thanks David, reminds me of George Carlin !
10/03/2024 12:19 pm
A great morning chuckle. Thanks!
10/03/2024 1:16 pm
These are all mesmerizing questions. Here's one more: where do I go for the answers?
10/03/2024 2:14 pm
Why are home-ec teachers divorced and shop teachers missing a finger or two?
…Gallagher
David Vandermeer
Corinth, Texas
10/03/2024 2:25 pm
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
- Been doing this my entire life.... Why not save on calories whenever possible? It all adds up. I also drink just water with many meals.
10/03/2024 2:51 pm
Why are home-ec teachers divorced and shop teachers missing a finger or two?
…Gallagher
Because Home-ec teachers are always stewing; plus their high expectations are sew focused. Shop teachers as workplace safety models are a cut above in demonstrating what the buzz is all about with power tools.
10/03/2024 3:31 pm
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Because I don't like full strength Coke!
11/03/2024 12:47 am
pondered this one many times "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"
thanks David
Page 1 / 3
Next