Good ones!
John Bono
North Jersey
These are the things that keep us awake at night!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are the planes in Spain wetter than the cars?
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
Why are the panes in Spain wetter than the cars?
Hmmm....this one is a real Biscuter JK........
@jack-dodds, OOPS! It should be, "Why are the planes in Spain wetter than the cars?" I'll correct it.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
@jack-dodds, OOPS! It should be, "Why are the planes in Spain wetter than the cars?" I'll correct it.
Okay....so I'll discontinue my research on spanish windows.
@jack-dodds, I'd continue. It may have value... somewhere.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
It's simple Spanish logic. Everyone knows that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. It's because they are closer to the clouds up there!
It's simple Spanish logic. Everyone knows that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. It's because they are closer to the clouds up there!
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It's plain to see that your judgement is clouded; thus your logic is all wet sir.....it flies in the face of modern meteorological prognostication.
@jack-dodds You mist the point. Oh hail, it fogs up the mind how precipitation can make a person all wet. Oh the humidity!
You guys are drowning in metaphors.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
@jkuvakas I'm not sure weather Tony is drowning or not but he sure as hail just unleashed a torrent of metaphorical mumbo jumbo.......me...I'm just winging it on a simpler intellectual plane.
@jack-dodds, well, if you're in Spain then you're all wet.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
@jack-dodds, well, if you're in Spain then you're all wet.
You're right...what can I say? IberiaExpress lost my luggage so no Depends Pullups for me........