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10/02/2022 3:48 pm
Only in This Stupid World
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet Coke.
Do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
10/02/2022 4:30 pm
David. All real good ones there.
10/02/2022 4:45 pm
"cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway.......our useless junk in the garage"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the humanity 
10/02/2022 9:47 pm
Why do they put the little "on/off" words on a light switch? If the light's on, you can see that it's on. If the light's off, it's too dark to see the words on the switch.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it's named after?
Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?...They ought to call them builts.
Why do they call men Cowboys? Bulls are the males, cows are the females... Men should be called Bullboys.
Why do Cowboys wear a spur on each boot? If one side of the horse moves, the other side goes with it.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
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10/02/2022 10:05 pm
Really good ones. Thanks JK.
10/02/2022 10:52 pm
"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?".... 
..................CDB ? 🐝
10/02/2022 11:13 pm
@john-barry, furthermore, I've never seen a phone with a tic.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
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10/02/2022 11:21 pm
@john-barry, furthermore, I've never seen a phone with a tic.
may I remind you of "I`d like to call a phonetic??? ............. from that show :"Who wants to be a millipede?"........(sorry,last joke in the bag)
10/02/2022 11:34 pm
Yes, John, I've only been to Hawaii a couple of times, but yes, there is an inter-state highway. Maybe it's connected to one heck of a long tunnel? 
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