Perks.

David Green · 2025-09-16T21:22:35Z

Perks of reaching 70 and heading towards 80! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 5 PM . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 11. You can't remember who sent you this list 12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

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18/09/2025 8:25 am

Retirement week = 6 Saturdays & a Sunday. Where does the time go, retired 25 year ago.

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George Schire

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18/09/2025 12:29 pm

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Happy Birthday George! Didn't you just have a birthday a couple of months ago?!

LOL, no I only have one birthday a year, but the September's do seem to come around faster each year. Smile

George Schire
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