Perfect combo of music and pink-green science mixed with hypnosis to spread the PGV (pink green virus) @jack-dodds
they even captured the virus just before it is inoculated in your brain, let’s see if Jack is resistant, some times the virus sickens you to dislike pink and green, you are healthy only if capable to completely ignore it.
Just to be on the safe side I had a brain scan and sure enough there are traces of the virus alright. I'm worried sick but the doctors say not to worry because my brain is smaller than most people.
@jack-dodds, glad to hear the positive report! It must be comforting to know you have less mass to get infected. I have the opposite dilemma. My brain must be huge. My doctor said I have a brain the size of a Stegosaurus's!
@jack-dodds, glad to hear the positive report! It must be comforting to know you have less mass to get infected. I have the opposite dilemma. My brain must be huge. My doctor said I have a brain the size of a Stegosaurus's!
Hey....waaaait a minute here....are you really glad for me or just saying that? I'm no Columbo but didn't this whole disaster start with your Chevy wagon(s)? With a Streptocaucus...'er...Thesosaurus.....'er......Dino Flintstone-like brain that large, you leave the rest of us* always one step behind. I mean....you even got to Chav and he's a doctor! Are you a Mary Kay affiliate...has that devil woman stolen your soul and made you an agent of evil? Â
@chav I'm so sorry for you and your missus Chav; I know this PGV is not your fault. I know you must be upset...I'm angry too. The virus grows in my home by the hour.
But this enormous animal had a brain that was only slightly larger than a walnut.Â
One early paleontologist believed that Stegosaurus had a second brain in its tail because the expert noticed a cavity like those where the brain would be in its rump. But that’s a busted myth—the empty space likely held a mass of tissue that might have helped produce extra energy or was simply a fluid-filled gland
But this enormous animal had a brain that was only slightly larger than a walnut.Â
One early paleontologist believed that Stegosaurus had a second brain in its tail because the expert noticed a cavity like those where the brain would be in its rump. But that’s a busted myth—the empty space likely held a mass of tissue that might have helped produce extra energy or was simply a fluid-filled gland
Frank; Your post brings up several thoughts. Not to be critical but a dinosaur's walnut is considerably larger than a human's sooo.....??? Secondly, could the brain in the tail be the source of the comment "He has his head in his a_s"? Lastly....why do you know this stuff?
Given the recent heavy emphasis on IQ and brain size on this Forum, and the fact that any competent and impartial observer might reasonably conclude that there is no statistically significant evidence of the presence of either, I feel compelled to mention that I have recently been in touch with a number of publishers, asking if they might be interested in my latest, meticulously researched book on “The Collective Wisdom of Retards”.
I now have a stack of rejection slips, all pointing out that in the current economic climate publishing a hardback book of 5 pages (including author’s foreword and index) would not be a viable commercial proposition. Dear God, it’s always the bottom line with these people.
I tried suggesting they could throw in a couple of hundred blank pages, which would tie in nicely with the main content, but they wouldn’t buy it. Shame, really, but there you are.
A couple of local print houses said they could do a small production run at ÂŁ25 per unit, but since a realistic selling price would be in the region of ÂŁ1.99 I have a sneaky feeling I might lose out on the deal.
So your secrets are safe – for now. Feel free to carry on. But do get that fluid-filled gland looked at when you have a spare moment.
@graeme-ogg Graeme; I am disappointed to hear there is no publishing house support for your book, considering the number of persons covered in your "meticulous" research and what they have to offer the world. I have discussed your book with many Forumites who fondly recall your research interviews; although none actually understood what you meant at the time due to your multisyllable words, your responses requiring longer than a five second attention span and also because we were busy playing with our models at the time. Would it assist if perhaps you included many filler pages with pictures and personal backgrounds of all interviewees, including group photos? Obviously anyone reading your book would be fascinated by us and it would bolster your credibility as an astute researcher. Let me know if this is of assistance. Tata for now...I must dash off to a tailglandoscopy.
@graeme-ogg Graeme; I am disappointed to hear there is no publishing house support for your book, considering the number of persons covered in your "meticulous" research and what they have to offer the world. I have discussed your book with many Forumites who fondly recall your research interviews; although none actually understood what you meant at the time due to your multisyllable words, your responses requiring longer than a five second attention span and also because we were busy playing with our models at the time. Would it assist if perhaps you included many filler pages with pictures and personal backgrounds of all interviewees, including group photos? Obviously anyone reading your book would be fascinated by us and it would bolster your credibility as an astute researcher. Let me know if this is of assistance. Tata for now...I must dash off to a tailglandoscopy.
I envision perhaps a rather sumptuous 500-page coffee table book bound in dinosaur hide, with pages in attractive shades of pastel pink and green and incorporating full-colour pop-up double spreads and holograms. The elaborately tooled front cover would include discreet pouches for dark glasses, incontinence pants and medications.
