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John Kuvakas
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While many retirees complain about life in general and the cost of living, no pension increases etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs $3,500, lovely, and warm in front of a fireplace costing $2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs $4,000 and munching on exotic snacks.
Right now, I'm so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.
 
Not even the staff at Costco, who keep asking me to leave, can spoil my day.

John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA


   
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Frank Reed
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I just had a nap at the Lazyboy store! 😉


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Did Costco staff provide a package of Lance Crackers to munch on and a Dr. Pepper to wash it down with  JK?



   
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John Kuvakas
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@jack-dodds, no DP, only diet Pepsi. Proles! However, I did manage to locate a 3-gallon jar of Weber's Mustard.


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Ouu...Ouu...the Weber's with Jalapeno or Horseradish...? I'm in for either 👍



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Did Costco staff provide a package of Lance Crackers to munch on and a Dr. Pepper to wash it down with  JK?

Okay where am I going to get these Lance Crackers you keep talking about...?



   
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John Kuvakas
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@100ford2003, Lance Crackers are mandatory items in all snack vending machines. It's the LAW!...except in California.


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Posted by: @jkuvakas

@100ford2003, Lance Crackers are mandatory items in all snack vending machines. It's the LAW!...except in California.

I call baloney...this state has 'millions' of laws. One of which should be, but isn't, don't ever use glass in a vending machine. That's what plexiglass is for.



   
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That's funny JK!! 



   
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@100ford2003 Steve; I know you can get them at JayBee's house........but you may have to fight him for them.



   
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Don't forget the vast selection of wines.


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Posted by: @100ford2003
Posted by: @jkuvakas

@100ford2003, Lance Crackers are mandatory items in all snack vending machines. It's the LAW!...except in California.

I call baloney...this state has 'millions' of laws. One of which should be, but isn't, don't ever use glass in a vending machine. That's what plexiglass is for.

Mmmmmmm.....baloney and Lance Crackers.......

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Dooh or is it duh....never watched Homer.



   
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@100ford2003 Steve; I know you can get them at JayBee's house........but you may have to fight him for them.

I'm real good at thumb wrestlin.



   
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Posted by: @100ford2003

Dooh or is it duh....never watched Homer.

DOH !!!  As in Dohnut.......



   
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