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16/01/2023 9:32 am
Some puns! Enjoy
1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
16/01/2023 9:59 am
...and even though she made it to the infamous "No Ice Zone," Margaret's heel never forgave her.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
16/01/2023 10:42 am
But her bunions are putting up a good fight.
And her corns are callused with their attitude.
16/01/2023 11:06 am
I don't blame her John. My wife hates puns too.
WE don`t hate `em David !!......it was just Eloise,or Margaret as JK prefers to call her,and apparently Mrs David, who adhere to a higher calling
