something similar to the post the other day

I was trying to read these out to a volunteer colleague this morning and was struggling!

Lost in Translation: Here are some classic examples of translation mishaps spotted on signs, notices, and brochures around the world. Enjoy!

Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:

Please do not bring solicitors into your room.

Hotel brochure, Italy:

This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

Hotel lobby, Bucharest:

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable.

Hotel elevator, Paris:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Hotel, Japan:

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

Supermarket, Hong Kong:

For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

From the "Soviet Weekly"

There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

In an East African newspaper:

A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

Hotel, Vienna:

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.