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Stop me if you’ve heard it.

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kevins
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A man was standing at the ticket counter at the bus station. What can I do for you, asked the ticket master?

I need two pickets to titsberg. Visibly embarrassed by the lady behind him, he explained, I meant to say two tickets to Pittsburg Ma’am.

Don’t worry about it Sir, I do that myself. Why just this morning at breakfast I meant to say “please pass the butter” to my husband. Instead it came out, “you fat lazy slob, you’ve ruined my life! I Dont Know  



   
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(@perrone1)
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I hate it when that happens!

LOL!!



   
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(@chris)
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...... LoL    My wife must see this. 😀 



   
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(@bob-jackman)
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Next time don't ask for the butter.



   
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