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john barry
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sugar cane___bungle in the jungle 😏 



   
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Lol.  Rogue elephant sets up sugar cane jacking.  Next thing will be him tipping the truck over and having a major chow down.



   
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@jack-dodds .............I could see Wesley Snipes as the beleaguered cane farmer in this one Jack



   
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@jack-dodds .............I could see Wesley Snipes as the beleaguered cane farmer in this one Jack

Yes!  Make the call JayBee!



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Next thing will be him tipping the truck over and having a major chow down.

That's what I was waiting for.



   
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Obviously, these trucks need to stop, in doing so, they allow the elephants to snack, but this action simply reinforces their behavior. These elephants have learned to stop traffic for a "treat." 

If authorities desire to discourage this behavior, this ain't the way....... 😌 😌 😌 



   
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IMO a Pachyderm Policing initiative is the obvious answer to these cane-jackings.



   
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Many, many years ago this kind of thing used to be a mammoth problem.


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Posted by: @graeme-ogg

Many, many years ago this kind of thing used to be a mammoth problem.

Laughing Out Loud Laughing Out Loud Laughing Out Loud



   
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LOL...good one Graeme.



   
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ok......here`s a pretty straightforward solution....wherever this trunk-jacking issue is occurring with any regularity,we install these irresistible notices to lure the elephants away

Elephant

THEN,along the pathway to the promised wash bays,we install giant dangerous underground angry cats to wait quietly for falling elephants

 

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within 4 to 7 days,all the sweet tooth elephants will have been captured and relocated to sugar free plantations

 



   
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I doubt that the suggestion of a boring job as a car sprayer to pay for sugar cane they already boost for free will attract the rogue elephants JayBee.  The last thing they want is those steadily depressing, low-down mind messing, working at the car wash blues.



   
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Posted by: @john-barry

ok......here`s a pretty straightforward solution....wherever this trunk-jacking issue is occurring with any regularity,we install these irresistible notices to lure the elephants away

Elephant

THEN,along the pathway to the promised wash bays,we install giant dangerous underground angry cats to wait quietly for falling elephants

 

603992 G

within 4 to 7 days,all the sweet tooth elephants will have been captured and relocated to sugar free plantations

 

JayBee this is such an obvious solution that I'm sure someone else has already thought of it.



   
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I doubt that the suggestion of a boring job as a car sprayer to pay for sugar cane they already boost for free will attract the rogue elephants JayBee.  The last thing they want is those steadily depressing, low-down mind messing, working at the car wash blues.

they dont aspire to work there Jack.....they just go there for the free showers



   
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JayBee this is such an obvious solution that I'm sure someone else has already thought of it.

I hope so Jack......I have 2 gross of phase II discourager animals for those organizations now experiencing cat behavior issues

 

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