Ten More Puns.

1.   When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
 
2.   Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
 
3.   Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
 
4.   Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
 
5.   I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
 
6.  I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.  I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
 
7.  What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar?    There, their, they’re.
 
8.   I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
 
9.   What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?  Suture self.
 
10.   I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.  It’s all about raisin awareness.