The Benefits of a Good Vocabulary.
Marginally aggrandized (aka slightly better):
Aqua-thermal treatment with emulsifying agent of contaminated ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained and pestiferous environment.
Washing dirty dishes with hot water and soap under his wife's annoying supervision.
Absolutely hysterically funny !!!
Thank-you for the laughs !
As soon as I started reading this, I guessed where it was going.
Inverness, Illinois, USA