The Best Way to Pray.

The  Best Way To Pray  

A  priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the  best positions for prayer, while a telephone  repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is  definitely the best way to pray," the priest  said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the  best results standing with my hands outstretched  to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the guru  said. "The most effective prayer position is  lying down on the floor."

The repairman  could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas,"  he interrupted.

"The best prayin' I ever did was  when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone  pole."