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David Green
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The Bus Crash.

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.

The old farmer seeing what had happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later the sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and the asked he old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you can’t believe a what a politician tells you." 



   
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 A man after my own heart.


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@sizedoesmatter +1.



   
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Smart farmer.💯👍



   
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If only that could happen in Canada.......like......TODAY!  Wink  



   
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No wonder I love farmers. But one thing for certain, wherever he buried them - it'll be his worst crop EVER!



   
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@perrone1 Maybe not. Manure makes good fertilizer



   
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@bob-jackman LOL.....perfect Bob!



   
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Posted by: @bob-jackman

@perrone1 Maybe not. Manure makes good fertilizer

lololol!

 



   
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😂 🙌 to what Bob said!



   
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Posted by: @bob-jackman

@perrone1 Maybe not. Manure makes good fertilizer

Has all the makings for an abundant crop.

 


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Which reminds me:

Spoiler
How far into the ground should you bury a politician?
Twelve feet...way down deep, they're not that bad!



   
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Sounds like a story from Illinois.


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Posted by: @paul-rouffa

Which reminds me:

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How far into the ground should you bury a politician?
Twelve feet...way down deep, they're not that bad!
 

I’m suggesting the Marianas Trench for starters. 👍

 



   
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