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11/03/2022 2:59 pm
THE CENTIPEDE
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today?
We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"
This time, a little voice came out of the box ,
"I heard you the first time! I'm still putting my shoes on!"
11/03/2022 3:01 pm
sooooooooooooooooooo bad
Topic starter
11/03/2022 3:03 pm
Yes, a bit of a stinker.
11/03/2022 3:39 pm
Yes, a bit of a stinker.
It may be a groaner but it has a lot of sole.
David Green and David Green reacted
11/03/2022 3:50 pm
@jack-dodds............... true....true............this ones got legs.........it may go the distance
11/03/2022 4:02 pm
@jack-dodds............... true....true............this ones got legs.........it may go the distance
Yes it may go the distance.......as long as there aren't too many loafers.
john barry and john barry reacted
11/03/2022 7:14 pm
I think it's laced with humor.
12/03/2022 12:36 am
Speaking tongue-in-cheek, I find that if eyelet my imagination go I can think up a number of related comments.
john barry and john barry reacted
12/03/2022 10:29 am
So the centipede says to the guy "You go on ahead. I'll folow you on feet."
A Golden Retriever pulled up a chair to the bar and ordered a shot and a beer. The bartender was amazed and said "I've never heard a dog talk before. You should join the circus". The Golden says " Why, do they need electricians?"
12/03/2022 10:48 am
So the centipede says to the guy "You go on ahead. I'll folow you on feet."
A Golden Retriever pulled up a chair to the bar and ordered a shot and a beer. The bartender was amazed and said "I've never heard a dog talk before. You should join the circus". The Golden says " Why, do they need electricians?"
Bartender: "No, they have enough electricians, they need a barker for the midway."
Frank Kocour and Frank Kocour reacted