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07/03/2026 7:25 pm
The English Language.
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
07/03/2026 7:28 pm
The English Language.
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Jack Dodds and Geno reacted
07/03/2026 7:30 pm
Thanks David. Many are new to me, but I have heard number 8.
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
07/03/2026 10:46 pm
Yes, thanks David. I enjoy when you post these.💯👍😊
Tony Perrone and David Green reacted
08/03/2026 6:45 am
All good ones, but it's #8 that comes across loud and clear...in a good way. 
John Bono
North Jersey
08/03/2026 1:22 pm
My favorite is #8. I'm enjoying a "life sentence" (52 years so far) and If it is considered prison, sentence me again! I would say "I do" a million times over!
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota