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Etymological term for the repetitive directional figure of flight and location relative to the source of bovine effluent that attracts said fly presence.



   
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Etymological term for the repetitive directional figure of flight and location relative to the source of bovine effluent that attracts said fly presence.

Scientists tell us that this aberrant circle fly behavior is often coupled with a given individual`s observed short term memory loss issues........hat spiders actually count on this one-two punch to feed their families



   
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@john-barry Quite right once again JayBee; which is why the circle fly's repetitive path of flight appeals to such affected individuals.  I can't speak to the subject of hat spiders; especially the Scandinavian variety.



   
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@john-barry Quite right once again JayBee; which is why the circle fly's repetitive path of flight appeals to such affected individuals.  I can't speak to the subject of hat spiders; especially the Scandinavian variety.

thanks Jack.....the less you know of hat spiders,the less traumatic morning dressing can be for the rest of us

 

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I have heard nothing of hat spiders before. However, upon seeing the compelling images of fishing tackle, I was motivated to go out and look under my deck. Sure enough! There was a small nest of hat spiders there! The younger ones had ball caps on. 


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And were they on backwards ?



   
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How long will Gretchen stick around for this project? She seems morose at times.

I expect that the revenue stream from their internet fans will put a smile on Gretchen's face.....for a while at least.



   
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I have heard nothing of hat spiders before. However, upon seeing the compelling images of fishing tackle, I was motivated to go out and look under my deck. Sure enough! There was a small nest of hat spiders there! The younger ones had ball caps on. 

any spider that`s had the good fortune to "nest" under your deck within 5 weeks of a smoked beastie marathon, will likely have made multi-generational plans to remain in place



   
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How long will Gretchen stick around for this project? She seems morose at times.

I expect that the revenue stream from their internet fans will put a smile on Gretchen's face.....for a while at least.

we don` talk of the "vig" here Capn Jack.....the house asks that you take that kinda talk outside



   
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I have heard nothing of hat spiders before. However, upon seeing the compelling images of fishing tackle, I was motivated to go out and look under my deck. Sure enough! There was a small nest of hat spiders there! The younger ones had ball caps on. 

the Hat Spiders of Greenland premiered on this show at the 12:07 mark......if you have occasion to visit your Canadian friends this holiday season, be discrete enough to avoid any provocative discussions of this banned in Canada production



   
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And were they on backwards ?

yes Steve...........they ABSOLUTELY were!!!!!.....and the good,fitted ones to boot

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I have heard nothing of hat spiders before. However, upon seeing the compelling images of fishing tackle, I was motivated to go out and look under my deck. Sure enough! There was a small nest of hat spiders there! The younger ones had ball caps on. 

"Say it isn't so Joe!"



   
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And were they on backwards ?

yes Steve...........they ABSOLUTELY were!!!!!.....and the good,fitted ones to boot

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My role model from Corner Gas !



   
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And were they on backwards ?

yes Steve...........they ABSOLUTELY were!!!!!.....and the good,fitted ones to boot

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My role model from Corner Gas !

mine too amigo Hi  



   
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