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22/05/2026 8:32 am
1.The Prospective Purchaser---"I'm afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering wheel at the same time."
The Salesman---"But, sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl,"
2.'Hello, Jones ! got a new car?" "Yes, I went into a garage to use the phone, and I didn't want to leave without buying something."
3.My girlfriend in her new car, "She is one of those worm-style motorist."
"What do you mean, 'worm style'?"
"A worm never gives any signal which way it will turn."
4."Did you have the car out last night?" "Yes, Dad; "I took some of the boys out for a run around."
"Well, tell them I've found two of their lipsticks."
22/05/2026 8:54 am
I'm with the salesman on number one.
22/05/2026 9:14 am
These are great David - thank you!
1. Perfectly plausible. New girl to fit the new car.
2. I've used this a couple times, telling my wife: Stopped by to look at the new cars and this one followed me home - with ME in it!
3. Yep, fits all girls, all women!
4. How times changed. None of my buds ever used lipstick.
22/05/2026 9:17 am
@perrone1 I never consciously applied lipstick, but I did return home on a number of occasions wearing some. 
22/05/2026 9:20 am
22/05/2026 9:21 am
All good ones...thanks David.
John Bono
North Jersey
