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20/04/2026 5:43 pm
THE PARROT.
A 75 year old walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman asks: "Hey, where did you get him?"
The parrot answers: "At a nursing home, they're all over the place there!"
20/04/2026 8:37 pm
Gotta love a parrot!
John Bono
North Jersey
20/04/2026 9:54 pm
And I want some love for some of us old-timers that might be here. 😂
21/04/2026 3:38 am
reminded of one of the great gags from Mrs Maizel.
Guy walks into a bar with a foot long piano player on his arm. Says to the barman, "my genie must be hard of hearing, I didn't order a 12 inch pianist"!
21/04/2026 6:20 pm
brilliant wasn't it John? I have to throw one more in then: "We asked the taxi driver where's the action around here? So he took us to an illegal fishing spot!"@geoff-jowett Loved the Mrs Maizel series.
22/04/2026 6:52 pm
@geoff-jowett Geoff, another good one! sad to see the series end.
John Bono
North Jersey
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