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(@perrone1)
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After driving a while, the customer tapped the uber driver on the shoulder. He swerves, nearly hits a bus and stops mere inches from a store's window.

The passenger says, "Man are you jumpy, I just barely touched you." The driver said, "Sorry; this is my first day. I've been driving a hearse for the last 20 years."



   
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(@sizedoesmatter)
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Understandable.


John Bono
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(@jack-dodds)
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LOL....excellent!



   
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Yeah, that'd probably make you 💩 your pants.🤣😂



   
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Good one!


Ed Davis
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