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08/02/2026 12:07 pm
One evening an old farmer went to go down to the pond, as he hasn't been there in a while, he grabbed a five gallon bucket and some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard some voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted at him "we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said "I'm here to feed the alligator."
08/02/2026 12:20 pm
Good one!
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
08/02/2026 4:09 pm
Ha, bet he saw a bunch of nekked wimmins running everywhere!
08/02/2026 4:52 pm
Farmer creates his very own Kodak Moment.......after stashing their clothes of course.
08/02/2026 7:05 pm
That gets them out in a hurry every time!
John Bono
North Jersey
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