Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over WomenAnd here we go...#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.And the Number One reasonWhy Men Prefer Guns over women.....#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
John Bono
North Jersey
LOL. I don't think my missus will be seeing this list!
@jack-dodds No Jack, you don't want to do that.
John Bono
North Jersey
My wife and I read them together. Laughed through them all.
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota