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11/05/2021 9:26 am
12 More Mild PARAPROSDOKIANS.
1. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
2. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
3. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
4. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
5. Where there's a will, there are relatives.
6. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
7. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
8. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
9. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
10. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
11. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
12. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.