Twelve more puns for the punsters. (I promise, no more!)

1. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

2. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.

3. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

4. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.

5. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”

6. Two men walked into a bar. You’d think that the second one would have ducked.

7. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

8. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

9. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

10. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.

11. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”

12. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.