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15/09/2023 4:25 am
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
- A congressional candidate in Texas ...
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Yankee HOFer Yogi Berra
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."
- Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ..."
- Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you.. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
- Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Keppel Enderbery
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
15/09/2023 7:57 am
Ah yes and today's version of these people ad agencies use to try and sell us everything from food, to medicine, to automobiles.
John Kuvakas and Jack Dodds reacted
15/09/2023 8:42 am
Are you sure that Norman Einstein isn't a genius?
15/09/2023 9:45 am
Are you sure that Norman Einstein isn't a genius?
Well Paul, if it's the same Norm as on Cheers then I would say "yes definitely."
15/09/2023 9:46 am
I think I just fell in love with Miss Alabama......... 
Steve Jacobs and John Kuvakas reacted
15/09/2023 9:48 am
I'm sorry but the only one of these people I consider credible is of course the always consistent Yogi Berra.
Steve Jacobs and John Kuvakas reacted
15/09/2023 10:35 am
Norm was smarter than his younger brother, Albert. But as his teachers all agreed, he never applied himself.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
15/09/2023 11:49 am
Norm was smarter than his younger brother, Albert. But as his teachers all agreed, he never applied himself.
Well...he just wanted to be the norm.......Albie was more calculating by nature.
John Kuvakas and Paul Rouffa reacted
15/09/2023 3:28 pm
I think I just fell in love with Miss Alabama.........
Well, I feel happy for you. But you do realise it may be a short-lived affair?
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
Steve Jacobs and John Kuvakas reacted
15/09/2023 4:52 pm
@graeme-ogg So...you think she would tire of me that quickly or that I might die trying to keep up? (And don't just reply "yes").
Steve Jacobs and John Kuvakas reacted
15/09/2023 5:00 pm
I refuse to reply at all. You'd just take it the wrong way.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas reacted
15/09/2023 5:06 pm
@graeme-ogg So it's not a positive thought you're having about it then......which you're wrong cuz I'm sure she's hot for me; my IQ plays a major part in her attraction no doubt. To be honest it can be a curse at times.........this is not one of those times though.
John Kuvakas reacted
15/09/2023 6:03 pm
Absolutely right, JK. We must do all we can to protect the naive and vulnerable amongst us.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
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