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13/03/2026 4:53 am
Paddy was sitting outside his local Irish pub one day, enjoying a quiet Jameson Whiskey and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now Paddy gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. "How do you know this, Sister?" "My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?" "Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself."
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!" "Can you tell the barman to put it in a teacup for me, then no one will ever know." Paddy agrees and goes inside to the bar. "Another Jameson Irish Whiskey for me sir, and put another one," - he lowers his voice, "in a tea cup?"
The Barman yells loud enough for the whole pub to hear, "Oh no, mates It's that Nun again!!"
13/03/2026 5:39 am
Gotta love that Nun!
John Bono
North Jersey
13/03/2026 6:08 am
I would think living in a convent would give one lots of time to plan
13/03/2026 7:15 am
She's got it figured out, lol.😉😂🤣
13/03/2026 7:28 am
This goes against everything I was told about Nun's, the drink is alright by me but, She apparently LIED when she stated "I have never taken alcohol myself".
13/03/2026 7:35 am
Goes to show she's just one of God's children, none of us are perfect.This goes against everything I was told about Nun's, the drink is alright by me but, She apparently LIED when she stated "I have never taken alcohol myself".
John Bono
North Jersey
13/03/2026 9:26 am
Good one.
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
