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04/02/2023 2:13 am
Jack is doing fine. He's had his hands full with his eBay listings.
nasty work,that ebay business
I would like to think that my budding success in recent days won't change me.
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 9:33 am
Jack is doing fine. He's had his hands full with his eBay listings.
nasty work,that ebay business
I would like to think that my budding success in recent days won't change me.
good night Mary Ellen.......Good Night Jack Boy ......much success in clearing your inventory Ehh???
John Kuvakas and Jack Dodds reacted
04/02/2023 11:28 am
Jack has been invited to participate in a high-level study being conducted by a think tank in Klamath Falls, Oregon which has been awarded a government grant to study "'Ketchup Bottles of the Depression' and their role in cultural humor of the day."
Yes it is true, I have been invited to attend. Apparently the Oregon "think tank" members are remnants of the colony founded by the East Indian guru who had all those Rolls Royces and was always so happy and waving at people. I think he happily moved on to work in a financial institution because many folks say he laughed all the way to the bank. I think the town is named after a fruit...."Cantelope" rings a bell. Anyway...I'm going; as soon as I pay my $2500 registration fee. I feel blessed to have been selected.
John Kuvakas and john barry reacted
04/02/2023 11:32 am
Jack has been invited to participate in a high-level study being conducted by a think tank in Klamath Falls, Oregon which has been awarded a government grant to study "'Ketchup Bottles of the Depression' and their role in cultural humor of the day."
Yes it is true, I have been invited to attend. Apparently the Oregon "think tank" members are remnants of the colony founded by the East Indian guru who had all those Rolls Royces and was always so happy and waving at people. I think he happily moved on to work in a financial institution because many folks say he laughed all the way to the bank. I think the town is named after a fruit...."Cantelope" rings a bell. Anyway...I'm going; as soon as I pay my $2500 registration fee. I feel blessed to have been selected.
Geese Hoss !!!!!!!!!.......just how many cars did you sell last week??????
04/02/2023 11:37 am
Jack has been invited to participate in a high-level study being conducted by a think tank in Klamath Falls, Oregon which has been awarded a government grant to study "'Ketchup Bottles of the Depression' and their role in cultural humor of the day."
I can`t be the only one here envisioning those "melted" looking incense burner Ketchup bottles from the 70`s headshops ??????
John Kuvakas and Jack Dodds reacted
04/02/2023 11:47 am
Every time my dear lady wife presents me with the giant family size bottle of Heinz Ketchup in the vague hope that the contents will render her culinary efforts a little more enticing to the palate, I burst into hysterical laughter. Oddly enough, she fails to appreciate the humour.
I hope that in due course Mr Dodds will make the published findings of the Think Tank available to us. They may help her understand the essential life-saving and sanity-enhancing benefits of humour, with particular reference to red tomato sauce. Might even relieve her Depression.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 12:04 pm
@graeme-ogg Graeme; just be thankful that they now have plastic ketchup bottles as an alternative. Much less mess when thrown and much easier on one's noggin.....I heard.
Interesting you mention depression. My wife disputes the date the Great Depression struck; I know for sure it was October 24th but she insists it is June 18th. She is obviously confused as that is the date of our anniversary. Women...go figure........
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 12:08 pm
Incidentally (and without wishing to pre-empt your findings in any way) I see JK has already released an instructional video on the subject.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
04/02/2023 12:12 pm
@graeme-ogg Oh my goodness; I think that is chili sauce, not ketchup. I think someone may be doing the Dance of the Flamin A...... momentarily.
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 12:16 pm
@john-barry My team of accountants are till tallying up the numbers after my "fleet sale" JayBee. Thankfully there's a team of ten so they have 100 fingers, which should speed up the count. Oh...I stand corrected it's 95 digits...one of them is an amputee.
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 12:21 pm
Oh my goodness; I think that is chili sauce, not ketchup. I think someone may be doing the Dance of the Flamin A...... momentarily.
Oh, that, yes. Reminds me of the advice that used to be given to Scottish schoolchildren on how to become a successful poet. Put a lighted taper up yer backside and dance 'til yer Rabbie Burns.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 12:23 pm
@graeme-ogg LOL....that would scorch yer kilt for sure laddie!
John Kuvakas reacted
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04/02/2023 3:21 pm
OK! Who handed me the chili sauce!!!!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
Jack Dodds reacted
04/02/2023 3:34 pm
Terribly sorry about that. My pictorial researcher assured me it was ketchup.
Looks like I landed you in the hot seat. So to speak.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas reacted
04/02/2023 3:42 pm
Terribly sorry about that. My pictorial researcher assured me it was ketchup.
Looks like I landed you in the hot seat. So to speak.
I'm sure you feel terrible about this honest mistake Graeme. Perhaps you could salvage your relationship with JK by buying him a gift. I know he likes music so there's a really great and appropriate Johnny Cash record you might buy for him. Oooohhhh ....what the heck was the name of that song? Give me a minute......was it "A Boy Named Poo? No....but I'm getting close I think....leave it with me.
John Kuvakas reacted