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17/06/2026 9:01 pm
Your Funeral.
Three friends attending a funeral were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and church members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!’"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!’"
17/06/2026 9:07 pm
Great ending!
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
17/06/2026 11:12 pm
Wishful thinking. Chances of that happening are very slim.
John Bono
North Jersey
18/06/2026 2:12 am
I would like them to say" What are you doing out of the casket?"
18/06/2026 5:50 am
"OMG, he's at the open bar!"
We bought mausoleums years ago. When I go there will be a martini bar and Journey music playing at the adjoining pavilion. True story.
18/06/2026 7:17 am
Cremation doesn't allow for second chances.
18/06/2026 7:41 am
I wanna live my life until I'm worn out. You know how folks will always say, " oh, look how nice he/she looks lying there"? I want them to say, "Damn, he looks like sh!+, close that lid"!!!! Then I know I lived my life to the fullest.😁🤣😂
18/06/2026 4:06 pm
I wanna live my life until I'm worn out. You know how folks will always say, " oh, look how nice he/she looks lying there"? I want them to say, "Damn, he looks like sh!+, close that lid"!!!! Then I know I lived my life to the fullest.😁🤣😂
Now that’s the way to go 👍 Eddie Brubaker, a co-worker, proclaimed he was gonna die with a “boner” so the casket lid wouldn’t close 😂
22/06/2026 10:56 am
I would welcome comments such as 'He learned from his mistakes.'
22/06/2026 3:20 pm
Thanks, that made my day!
Zeeky Banutski
The People’s Republic of Maryland