Just for comparison, if you want it a bit shorter in the tail, to make the rear overhang more in proportion with the front . . .

I think I did say the answers are on the last slide. Just go there and have a look. And don't go blaming me for any PTSD.

You can't? And there was me thinking you were one of the smarter guys around here. (Sigh).

OK, OK, I will try and keep my envious musings to myself in future. I know jealousy is an undesirable trait, but when one enters a forum feeling quiet...

Good grief, man, where have you BEEN? I'm living 40 feet underground and even I am familiar with the MJMM meme. You need to emerge from your pink and ...

You may recognise the man in the photo as Nikita Khrushev, the Soviet Premier who had a great fondness for Packards and used them for his personal tra...

Do you really think a project of this sophistication was created with no thought being given to ventilation? You underestimate me. Not only is there a...

Your naivety is touching.

The tree is a post-modern ironic gesture. Thanks for the good wishes of negative joyfulness (However, not all will be gloom and doom. You may have not...

Nope.

Some of my chums and I go drag racing quite cheaply. We get our outfits from charity shops (thrift shops), or sometimes we go around stealing ladies' ...

OK, let's give it a try.