calling Charles Rockett

@john-barry I'm relieved for the good Mr Jeybey that at last we see the speedy arrival of Jeybey County's local Sheriff , in his trusty old Ford (?) who'll doubtless have the wit to see through any agents disguised as visiting hunters and apprehend them before the dastardly deed is done. It is of course possible however, that the swift Miss Snowpqck (1987) gets in first to disarm Herr Hans and possibly even his coconspirator, too.  She would have little patience with all this Puffy-Coat sleeve stuff.

                                                                       LOOGIE DONE THE COPPER

Having discovered the stolen and abandoned pickup truck of wanted kidnapper Betty Bibb in the Mount Franklin Wal-Mart lot, Idaho State Trooper Rupert Cooper goes with his hunch of checking the bustling tourist operation up at the nearby ski lodge.  Upon his arrival Cooper checks in with Fire Chief Leif Moncrief, advising him of the striking fugitive and providing her busty blonde description.  Upon receiving the description Moncrief's eyes widened as he related that he had just moments earlier seen a woman matching that description near the gondola lift.  Racing over to the area Cooper and Moncrief caught sight of the fugitive who at the same time had spotted the tall policeman's trooper hat in the crowd. With her heart pounding Betty Bibb leapt into a lodge ski equipment van and began to fire it up. Cooper and Moncrief were quickly approaching on a dead run when they unfortunately encountered two men arguing in German over a pair of binoculars.  As the officers passed by one man yelled out "Hans...sei vorsichtig!" but it was too late; the man named Hans irately swung the binoculars by its strap toward the other German but instead decked Leif Moncrief, rendering him unconscious.  Glancing at Moncrief momentarily, Cooper decided to carry on to the van; feeling confident that an arrest was imminent as he heard the old Chevrolet's six volt battery struggling to turn the engine over in the cold. When Cooper was just twenty feet away the old Chevy roared to life as Betty desperately ground the transmission into first gear.  Drawing his revolver, Trooper Cooper screamed out for Betty to stop, but sadly his raised voice startled Llana the Llama, who was tethered nearby.  Feeling threatened, Llana instinctively launched a huge stream of spittle toward the threatening noise, which struck Trooper Cooper full in the face, knocking him over and making him wretch repeatedly.  Furiously wiping globs of spit from his eyes Cooper's heart sank as he watched Betty Bibb, howling with laughter, drive off to freedom in a cloud of blue oil smoke.  The van was later found abandoned half way down the ski hill, stuffed into the trees.  Tracks leading from it indicated that Betty Bibb had used a sled the van was carrying to glide her way to the lower parking area, whereupon the cagy con had once again vanished into the landscape.

@jack-dodds ......and thus began the cross country mayhem fueled adventure of Betty Bibbs,a woman who always traveled with her "s" right where it belonged

@john-barry Yessir JayBee....look up the word "survivor" in the dictonary and you'll see Betty's picture.

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@john-barry Yessir JayBee....look up the word "survivor" in the dictonary and you'll see Betty's picture.

I have Betty`s picture on my nightstand.....no need to go searching about for some mythical book

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Posted by: @jack-dodds

@john-barry Yessir JayBee....look up the word "survivor" in the dictonary and you'll see Betty's picture.

I have Betty`s picture on my nightstand.....no need to go searching about for some mythical book

Ooooh...THAT picture.  She' was a knockout back in the day with her tassels removed as I recall.

@jack-dodds ......be honest with ya jack.....she`s had some work done

@john-barry So that's how they do the 2 for 1 econo face lifts down at Epi-Stretch hey?!