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05/06/2026 9:54 pm
1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you pass wind.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
06/06/2026 3:04 am
LOL....wise words....especially #7.
06/06/2026 5:53 am
All good ones...thanks David.
This post was modified 2 months ago by John Bono
John Bono
North Jersey
06/06/2026 5:56 am
Ahhh, such wise and true wisdom. Where do I send the check David?
#2 and #9 are my favorites. Super funny stuff!
This post was modified 2 months ago by Tony Perrone
06/06/2026 9:23 am
Thanks David, they were all inspirational. I like 6,8,and 10.
06/06/2026 1:04 pm
Send a check? I'm in! These are great!!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
06/06/2026 9:15 pm
I know several I should have loaned 20 dollars to. But those are all great. Thanks David. 😁💯
07/06/2026 3:48 am
In my past, I have borrowed more than loaned. But I always repaid.
07/06/2026 4:30 pm
I know number 4 as some days you're the pigeon, some days the statue. I use it regularly.
Retired in Dunedin, Florida.
08/06/2026 7:00 am
I know number 4 as some days you're the pigeon, some days the statue. I use it regularly.
I've heard it both ways and like them both. I've also heard it as: Some days you're the windshield; some days you're the bug.
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