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11/04/2025 3:12 pm
Bob, my wife's extraordinary hearing has somewhat deteriorated over the past few years and she refuses to get a hearing aid. Just call me lucky!The only thing that saves my marriage is that my wife has hearing aides but doesn't wear them around the house...or does she?
John Bono
North Jersey
Jack Dodds and Tony Perrone reacted
11/04/2025 3:17 pm
@graeme-ogg Aaaarrrrggghhhh........my eyes! Graeme what did I ever do to make you hate me so much? (in 20 words or less please).
David Green and Tony Perrone reacted
11/04/2025 3:25 pm
@perrone1 Tony; just pray that "Stumpy" isn't a cat 'o nine tales.
David Green and Tony Perrone reacted
11/04/2025 3:29 pm
@graeme-ogg, meanwhile, Jack can enjoy the jello! The nice people bring it by every afternoon. They even help ensure I stay neat by feeding it to me while I wear my new jacket.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
11/04/2025 3:38 pm
Nothing specific. It's just an innate malicious streak that I indulge pretty much at random when the mood takes me. (20 words. OK?)@graeme-ogg Aaaarrrrggghhhh........my eyes! Graeme what did I ever do to make you hate me so much? (in 20 words or less please).
By the way, I have submitted 4 follow-ups to this post today and have been obliged to log in 4 times, which must be a record. I also had one draft wiped out with a message saying "There is something wrong with your data." (Probably because I failed to log in for the 4th time before posting.) Have you been calling in favours from the Think Tanked Ethics Commmittee, by any chance?
I will not be denied.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
11/04/2025 3:47 pm
@jkuvakas Hey there JK. Wow, I have company here in the haberdashery....what fitting room are you in JK? I'll come visit as soon as they untie the knot in my sleeves. You say they provide Jell-O while you wait too? I'm holding out for green. This is an amazing place and there are so many other jacket winners here as well.....most seem very excited! I think these prize jackets must have been made in Canada.....all the arm lengths are so long they must be in metric measure. Metric Canadians are obviously pretty stupid but I like the Imperial ones.
11/04/2025 3:53 pm
@graeme-ogg Rest easy Graeme; we at Think Tanked *eschew ethics; it is in direct conflict with general lounge after-meeting **activities and society accounting procedures.
*means we no likey
** bar maid chasing
Tony Perrone reacted
12/04/2025 8:33 am
@graeme-ogg The only thing more revolting than a pink and green '59 Chevy wagon is a pink and green Pontiac Aztec. I need a SHARP STICK TO POKE MY EYES OUT!
12/04/2025 9:49 am
@graeme-ogg I'm reading your last post with great interest Graeme as I suspect that my lesser half has been monitoring my posts on this Foru.........hang on a minute; there's a van just pulled into the driveway and two burly men in white jackets are being waved in by her.....one has a syringe. Must be travelling pharmaceutical salesmen. I'll be right back.
"Lesser half...?" Jack my friend, you just don't know when to quit do you ? You're in my 🙏
12/04/2025 10:19 am
@100ford2003 Oh no....did I say lesser? Must have been my inner voice.....
I don't think so.
I think it was a Freudian Slip:
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12/04/2025 11:04 am
12/04/2025 2:37 pm
Oh nooo... Where's the soap cuz I gotta wash my eyes out...🤣