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03/09/2025 8:27 am
AN ITALIAN MOTHER
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch & they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one I'm going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her.
03/09/2025 9:11 am
That sounds about right!
03/09/2025 9:21 am
Trust me; an Italian mother KNOWS!!
In fact, if she tells you that tomorrow is Easter - dye your eggs TONIGHT! 
03/09/2025 11:15 am
Oh, that's good... and I'm passing it along! 😀 😀 😆
03/09/2025 1:31 pm
BINGO!!
John Bono
North Jersey
03/09/2025 8:42 pm
Momma's ALWAYS right. My mom brought me and my wife together. That was 20 years ago.😊👍