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22/09/2025 5:51 am
Ralph was a smashing success at his job.
22/09/2025 6:03 am
Ralph wasn't a very good medical student and had a poor bedside manner in med school. But he decided to go into anesthesiology when he realized he 'rocked' the final exam.
22/09/2025 8:14 am
"Granite Surgery Services; payment required in advance."
22/09/2025 8:17 am
22/09/2025 8:31 am
"We will apply your anesthetic now ma'am.......count backwards from 1."
22/09/2025 9:44 am
22/09/2025 9:44 am
Ralph eventually became dissatisfied with his medical career and left to set up a lucrative business manufacturing knockout drops.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
22/09/2025 10:09 am
Ralph had rock hard evidence that he was qualified for the job.
22/09/2025 10:12 am
Yes, very true. After the 'Stone Age' though, his remaining family branched out into a different type of knockout drops - alcohol. They made beer:Ralph eventually became dissatisfied with his medical career and left to set up a lucrative business manufacturing knockout drops.
And blended whiskey:
And in Ralph's honor, came up with drinks, "On-the-Rocks":
22/09/2025 2:26 pm
It is little known fact that one of Ralph's descendants, who had a gift for automotive engineering, drew on their ancient family theme and designed a car engine that rocked the industry.
This post was modified 7 months ago by Jack Dodds
22/09/2025 3:40 pm
Interesting and funny. But even more interesting is the fact that Ringo Starr was a surgeon before being a drummer.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
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23/09/2025 1:37 am
@jkuvakas Okay......I should know better but here goes......"why whatever do you mean Ringo was a surgeon JK?"
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