And don't even ASK about the toilet paper bill...

These are lovely, thanks but no thanks.

Posted by: @sizedoesmatter

These are lovely, thanks but no thanks.

Posted by: @john-barry

I support chili nachos through multiple grants from my various foundations.....so it aint THAT Tony...................it`s this Toilet Paper Bill business that`s throwing me for a loop.....to my knowledge, I have never received a Toilet Paper bill 

What kind of half rate company would issue their bills for payment on toilet paper?

Posted by: @perrone1

Posted by: @jack-dodds

This begs the question....how many outhouses ("garden sheds") could be built for 3 grand

 

By my calculations and shrewd exhaustive internet research - 1. With JB's help and persuasion, Slippin' Jimmy has agreed to furnish, haul & install any one of the six.

They go from inexpensive to OMG-pricey:

 

Oooo.....the Victorian style is one "maison de merde"  I could dump a load...of cash into.  The user could be gassy, yet classy at the same time.....tasteful yet wasteful as it were.

Posted by: @jack-dodds

Oooo.....the Victorian style is one "maison de merde"  I could dump a load...of cash into.  The user could be gassy, yet classy at the same time.....tasteful yet wasteful as it were.

(* Note to Self - Never sip coffee when reading Jack's hilarious replies!)

I'm thinking none of those pictured are located in the state of New Jersey, or more specifically in John Bono's subdivision.

@bob-jackman You're correct Bob. Unlike some who visit this site, we've always had indoor plumbing.

on the merits of poop-in-a-pipe,we will soon spill over into page three......is it time to have a plastic contractor pay a courtesy visit?

Posted by: @john-barry

on the merits of poop-in-a-pipe,we will soon spill over into page three......is it time to have a plastic contractor pay a courtesy visit?

 

That would seem appropriate John. (Glad the boats are at the ready!!) 

good morning Tony......best,we dont NEED the boats

Posted by: @perrone1

Posted by: @jack-dodds

Oooo.....the Victorian style is one "maison de merde"  I could dump a load...of cash into.  The user could be gassy, yet classy at the same time.....tasteful yet wasteful as it were.

(* Note to Self - Never sip coffee when reading Jack's hilarious replies!)

 

Coffee consumer warning :  Reading my drivel may make you dribble.

@jack-dodds 

You said a mouthful; well, ex-mouthful!!