Bacon and Eggs.

He always thought he had it made in that grocery store cooler and suddenly he got bought and ended up with his sXXt hitting the pan.

In merciful conclusion, those attending the graveside service please follow the hearse.

@jack-dodds Perfect...The End!

At the funeral, they all gathered around the sad remains of Humpty. The king's horses and men were notably absent after their dismal failure to revive him. 

@jkuvakas JK ; many people are unaware that historically, Humpty Dumpty's tragic wall fall was in fact the incident that, for emergency attendees, defined the psychiatric term "shell shocked".