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David Green
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BAD PUNS.

I was watching an Australian Master Chef episode, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised - Australians normally boo meringue.

I'm writing a book about beer - I’m on my 4th draft.

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colours, would it be OK or would you have mixed fillings.

Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden - how the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?

Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

My friend had an irrational fear of grapes. With some counselling, he finally Concord it.

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns.
That's just how eye roll.



   
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David Vandermeer
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Posted by: @david-green

BAD PUNS.

 

 

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden - how the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?

What didja stop me for this time, officer?

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Your'e light's are off...Don't  you know it's raining in Sweden???

 

 


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Posted by: @david-green

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden - how the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?

love it!



   
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Oh, it thought it read bad buns.😲😁



   
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Apparently I LOVE bad puns - these are terrific!



   
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Enjoyable read. Thanks David!


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These are great...capital G groaners!



   
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Oh, it thought it read bad buns.😲😁

 

@geno You must mean these....

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@david-vandermeer If I got a ticket here in Canada because it was raining in Sweden it would make me saab.

 

(sorry)



   
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Fun stuff David. Thanks.



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

@david-vandermeer If I got a ticket here in Canada because it was raining in Sweden it would make me saab.

 

(sorry)

LOL!!

 



   
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Brush
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Very punny.



   
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