Now that's a good one. Howabout, " Don't drive like a Proctologist."😁 I wonder how many younger people would get it though.🥴
They drive so badly cuz their heads are stuck way too far up their “ka-took-is”.
Driving is not what it used to be...too many rude drivers are out and about.
https://browncarguy.com/2025/04/18/driving-is-not-fun-anymore-its-a-mental-health-crisis/
John Bono
North Jersey
@perrone1 So Tony, are you able to deploy the cannon from the driver's seat? I would be very interested in this conversion if it can be rotated 360 degrees to get tailgaters off my back bumper. My current pumper sticker "the closer you get, the slower I go" is not working.
@100ford2003 They drive so badly cuz their heads are stuck way too far up their “ka-took-is”.
Yes but on a positive note, you don't have to buy sunglasses where the sun don't shine.
@perrone1 So Tony, are you able to deploy the cannon from the driver's seat? I would be very interested in this conversion if it can be rotated 360 degrees to get tailgaters off my back bumper. My current pumper sticker "the closer you get, the slower I go" is not working.
Yes sir Bob. I can remotely operate the machine gun, via cameras, and what's more is, it is capable of a 360 degree field of action. It can also be used manually as well. The Shirlanator uses it for cars on either side of us that she spots as they text while driving. It's supremely accurate - she blows those cell phones right out of their hands. You should see the faces these folks make. Funny stuff.
@perrone1 Shirl the sharp shooter eh? I'm guessing she has no trouble keeping you in line.

