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John Kuvakas
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All rise!


John Kuvakas
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FANTASTIC! I took piano lessons for five years and that chicken is better than me.



   
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John Napoli
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How in the world do you teach a chicken to play a piano??????



   
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Frank Kocour
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Posted by: @carsman1958

How in the world do you teach a chicken to play a piano??????

Apparently, you didn't see the bandage on her nose.



   
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john barry
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Posted by: @carsman1958

How in the world do you teach a chicken to play a piano??????

take them out for a canoe ride,constantly making references to various omelets you have enjoyed......when you return to shore,be sure to have a small piano at the ready.....by this time,the chicken will do anything to get on your good side....(don`t forget the sheet music !!)

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Posted by: @kocour
Posted by: @carsman1958

How in the world do you teach a chicken to play a piano??????

Apparently, you didn't see the bandage on her nose.

they were taping???



   
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Posted by: @carsman1958

How in the world do you teach a chicken to play a piano??????

Lessons with a qualified teacher produce the best results.



   
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Posted by: @john-barry
Posted by: @carsman1958

How in the world do you teach a chicken to play a piano??????

take them out for a canoe ride,constantly making references to various omelets you have enjoyed......when you return to shore,be sure to have a small piano at the ready.....by this time,the chicken will do anything to get on your good side....(don`t forget the sheet music !!)

Sunday Thaw

References to how much you love KFC would be a good motivator as well.  Assuming of course that the chicken understands English...which this one probably does.  Just wondering....is there a Mensa club for poultry?



   
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Posted by: @jkuvakas

All rise!

OMG....Liberace has been reincarnated as a clucking chicken!



   
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